"Teacher, can we play tennis inside?"
My classroom is the size of an average living room. My response: "Hmm, let me think...ABSOLUTELY NOT!"
"I don't have a baby in my tummy--I have peas and corn!"
Even more amusing as it was said by one of my little boys.
"I have a tummy ache because I didn't poop when I was in Hawaii."
Yeah, I didn't quite make the connection on that on either.
"Teacher, do you know why you're getting fat? Because you have a baby in your tummy!"
I hope someone teaches this little boy a bit more tact before he starts dating.
I will post more as I get more material. And as I am around kids eight hours a day, I am sure there will be more material.