Nicorette and Long Play:
Monsieur L. Theodore is not well, with febrility. On Monday, neither myself nor my wife, Miss Ladylike, are able to abstain from our professional commitments.
Given this situation, we formally request from Long Play assistance should the need arise. Should you accept, you may be subjected to emotional outbursts, boredom, and possibly puerility.
My consort is at liberty far too often.